You may be wondering.  Who the hell is Wilber Cheerful Mascot?

Well, let me just tell you.  I have been working for Cheerful Tortoise & Cheerful Bullpen since the being of the twentieth century.   I’m pretty much wicked awesome and for some reason people love to take photos with me.   I SUCK at spelling and grammar (so don’t even attempt to correct me.  I know) my green fat fingers make it tough to type but, also lets get real I’m a giant turtle mascot who works for two sports bar owned by a girl.   If I could spell and use proper grammar I would be an author.  Blah haha!

Anyway, I enjoy going to sporting events, running in local charity races, riding the Max or Trimet bus for fun, cruising the park block, hanging out at Saturday market or just taking a casual stroll downtown Portland.    Sometimes I just wander.  I like to spend time in my head.  Duh! I can’t talk but my owner does the “girl” who owns the two Cheerful Sports Bars I work at and let me tell she does talk.  Good grief.

Like this one time a squirrel attacked me, I wanted to tell everyone.  Yes, I said that right a fucking squirrel can you believe that?  I even have a photo to prove it.   If your lucky I will share it with you one day.    Make sure next time you see me wander the streets of Portland, OR make sure you ask my photographer for some Cheerful Bucks we normally have them.  Looking forward to meeting you and photographing with you soon.

~ Cheers Wilber